Cold Ontologically Derivative Entomology


#1

Lepidopterans eat tacos. Only tacos have enough red salsa, for inchworms gobbled up red enchiladas. Interesting tidbit: Orangedogs understand topology. Or not. They holler enough intelligent remarks on windy nights.

I sat through Hadžihalilović’s Innocence since all books are dumb. It didn’t excite anyone.


#2

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#3

Look out over Kilimanjaro. Clouds lie over surreptitious enigmatic rewards.


#4

I don’t know what you said but it sounds pretty


#5

This one obviously exterminated all systems yesterday.


#6

Velociraptors engorge righteous yellow nuns in carnivorous eatings.


#7

I try to occlude occasions kleptomaniacally. my empty aorta funnels everywhere well. maybe I need underwear to eat slowly.

Get out or get laid eventually. while a star navigates onward, hexagons enter la palacia!


#8

I never realized every virtual evening really seems evening:
Laugh out loud. Roll on floor, laughing.


#9

In December I drove to Hollywood. I saw a tiger attack Nick Offerman. The heat emitting rapidly from Offerman’s ripped up muscles informed us sadly, even depressingly, that Offerman fell rather easily. Quietly, under eternal night the inimitable thespian waned and simply faded until nobody thought Offerman would awake. They considered him perished. Except Offerman proved lively! Enough good energy traveled forth radiantly until somehow the resilient actor trumped every doubt we had expressed. Now, tigers hunger eternally. Yet, don’t ignore dazzling new testimonial understanding: Nick “Durable, Everlasting, Resilient, Superhuman, Talented, Amazing, Never Dying, Wise, Heart-stopping, Astonishing, Thrilling, Wondrous, Extraordinary, Willful, Ever Resourceful, Explosive Dynamite” Offerman is never gone!


#10

Venemous elephants returned your feet under nasty Newton. Your creature of doom eats yen over udders; hiccups affect very energies. However, ever rises Ethan.


#11

I stand in my chair my under the sun at midnight and drink ice cream while im inside the outdoors.

I’ve never actually done that but it’d funny to do that and take a picture of myself doing that and amaze everybody. Because its possible. I will be famous for doing the unimaginable. Of course, the only people that will see is me and Chuck Norris. Which is another reason for being famous- most viral picture. Ever.


#12

The heat in several items sometimes randomly adds nominal disorder outside magnitudes. Buried underneath, this can only occur lightly.


#13

Refrigerator.


#14

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I stand in my chair my under the sun at midnight and drink ice cream while im inside the outdoors.

I’ve never actually done that but it’d funny to do that and take a picture of myself doing that and amaze everybody. Because its possible. I will be famous for doing the unimaginable. Of course, the only people that will see is me and Chuck Norris. Which is another reason for being famous- most viral picture. Ever.

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Leaving out lemonade? Why have a table?


#15

Isn’t this hip? I never knew the hole inside spirals illogically so. Sometimes, I lick lovely yellow.


#16

It’s like I said, though. Silliness is like love. It’s not especially sensible, so as senselessness, all that have inflexibility never get it. Even ninjas just occasionally yodel.


#17

Inviting for Internet necessity demands: Tiebreaker happens in slow velocity- Ending rota years had a righteous demand too. Or really, every annum, decide.


#18

No, only true heroes are really dreaming. Joyfully understanding small things. Temples in my early court once never supplied uranium mining in natural gasses.


#19

Perhaps assumptions prove everything; really, consider other notes. Some users mime in nouns’ gales.


#20

Expired tylenol