Looks I gotta get the ol' RNG...
Legacy used Psychic to contain all of the monkeys. She lifts them high into the air and throws them into the brig o' th' ship. The monkeys furiously exclaim as the door is locked shut.
One monkey says, "OUR NUMBERS ARE LIMITED. YOU DEFEATED US AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR US. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T EAT THE SACRED BANANA."
Chem listened carefully, after he ate the banana.
The monkeys disappeared mid-sentence and OH GOD! IN THE DISTANCE! A giant monkey-shaped volcano started to move, standing up and pointing its large volcano head toward the ship, sharply toward Chem's forehead as shown by a laser emitted by the monkey's blindingly bright red eyes.
A wide, banana-shape-cloudy storm started to grow and grow to the ends of the world. Everywhere, bananas started to wither and turn brown, with maggots and worms crawling out. Banana trees of many continents toppled over and turned cold gray. It was... the BANANOCALYPSE.
What do we do?
- Make Chem apologize
- Make Chem regurgitate
- Fight the monkey volcano
- Um, fight the monkey volcano