You know far too much pirate lore haha
So I would need to buy 60 Tunicate's jaws to never be able to speak again? The ring of enamel didn't let me speak from any of my other new mouths, I'm confused. It would be nice to be able to speak from all 60 mouths, but not necessary I already speak out of my @$.... butt anyway.
Have any new items? I'm now looking for new ways to be sneaky since you now know the master plan. I'm going broke over here. The prize money from the competitive eating competitions isn't as great as I originally thought. Also eating hot dogs from 60 different parts of my body has earned me quite a bit of ridicule from my peers.
**shudders at the memories of the hot dog eating competition. **
IMPORTANT - just so you guys know, when you wear the ring of enamel you also vomit from every body part known to man and some that mankind doesn't know of yet. You then need to brush your teeth... all 60 sets, or you will walk around smelling like bad breath. I ignored brushing the mouths on my feet thinking I could get away with it, but it hurts so bad to walk around when your feet have cavities.
There are a few other problems with the ring of enamel, but I won't mention them here since this forum is PG/PG13