In the future, machines will breathe for us anyway
also anyone remember when we were pirates? Why’d we stop?
We stop often but we also come back
I’m constantly thinking about pirates.
New item for sale!
Hydra Necklet - 12,000
Lose your head, gain two more. If necklet falls off, you’re done for. It’s a poem
Item can be used to resurrect those who did not wear this necklet prior to their beheading as well
I’m writing more Captain Arrrrenan for NaNoWriMo.
I’ll get the flesh-melting skeleton potions
How have we gone a week without posting here?
Goldfish Metronome - 5,000
Activate to Forget
why is chemoeum always the last one when there are dry spells
I’m not sure how there could be any dry spells to begin with
Unless I’m the only one checking this thread every single day
i certainly don’t check it every day
Dot King was the first Doomfist
I’d say a year would be too long, we should wait until then
Not as good as doggo with a pineapple
I should have saved that… oh well, find it yourselves
Why are they even called pineapples
They’re fruit like apples & spiky like pine trees
I’m sure the same explanation could apply to grapefruits, but it’ll probably sound a little dumb