I like forum games. Here is a forum game I stoled from another forumplace.

First I make up a SECRET RULE that determines how many points you get for the contents of a post.

Then you all start posting anything you want and I tell you how many points your posts each get. Then, the first person to guess the SECRET RULE is the WINNER and gets to make up the next SECRET RULE. And this repeats forever.

You can keep track of how many times you have been the WINNER on your own. I’m not going to make a table or anything because that is TOO MUCH WORK.

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Here's an example:
Post 1: "How's about a hug?"
Me: 0 points
Post 2: "Um. Can you give me a hint?"
Me: 2 points.
Post 3: "Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder what the answer is."
Me: 11 points.
Post 4: Points = number of M's in the text of the post
Me: WINNER. WINNER. WINNER. WINNER. WINNER.
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DON’T CREATE ABSURDLY DIFFICULT RULES. I’m talking about things like “plug the number of vowels in the post into the equation x = floor(y^(y-6*y^2)) and the number of digits in the resulting value of x that are not 3 or 8 is the number of points you get”

Come on. Just don’t do it.

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Okay, start!
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